Nurofen - a declaration of love

Nurofen, I love you.
You make my day go by
Almost as unafflicted
As when I wake with working eyes.

When I carry my head like a too-full cup
When my stomach threatens to invert
When my gyroscope won't allow down or up
And I want to trepan to remove the hurt
When the storm cloud gathers off-centre
So I can't see, let alone read
When I lie still, unable to sleep
I reach for you, you're what I need.

Oh, Nurofen Migraine Pain
In your Cadbury purple box
Thanks to you I am not a caveman
Drilling into my skull with sharp rocks.